Thursday, October 21, 2010

Slo Cooking Spine New York City Style

In September 2010, TSB posted a blog entitled; "Thrilla in Manilla, Is Centinel Spine on the Ropes?"  This post was in response to news that an English court's ruling in favor of Paradigm BioDevices had placed financial pressure on Centinel.  In the proceeding weeks, leading to today's blog, what we have learned from other industry platforms is that it's business as usual at Centinel, witnessed by the recent article dated October 18, 2010 in OTW.   TSB would not expect anything otherwise from that milquetoast publication.  But the question that needs to be asked is, is it business as usual, or, is something new being cooked up at Centinel?  So TSB called his good friend Tyler Florence and asked him if it was true that barbeque brisket, chicken and pulled porked was coming to the Ritz in New York City this weekend, and, was he going to be the Master of Ceremony?  Unfortunately, Tyler is tied up in Marin County and in San Francisco minding the store and cooking up his own storm on the West Coast.

Could there be an Iron Chef competition going on in New York City that TSB was unaware of?  So I called my friend Alton Brown at the Food Network.  Alton responded, that he was not aware of any cook off in the Food Network Studios.   Bobby Flay was my next phone call.  Bobby conveyed to TSB that he wasn't doing a Throw Down this weekend due to other obligations.  So out of desperation, TSB called the Neely's in Memphis.  Pat and Gina love to cook barbeque, and have a great show of their own, and after 22 years in the business told me that they would know if something was slo-cooking.

At some point in time TSB felt like he was looking for Waldo.  Usually I get an invitation to various Food TV ceremonies across the country.  So it was much to my chagrin that I found out that there will be an unveiling of a new Bar-B-Que Sauce this weekend in NYC.  No fellow bloggers, TSB is not softening up the spine industry's favorite blog site.  It seems that the V-Brothers are branching out of the spine industry and going into the food industry. Saturday, October 23rd is their maiden voyage into food, with John Viscogliosi being the master of ceremony in launching their new company and sauce called Purple Pork Eaters.  So the question that must be asked is, will it be North Carolina or Kansas City style bar-b-que, or will it be City Slicker Sauce?  TSB has usually had his slo-cooking pulled pork parties around his bar-b-que pit with plenty of 'slaw, a choice of homemade NC/KC sauce and plenty of cerveza.  But these guys are hilarious at the expense of their investors.  A bar-b-que at the Ritz in NYC?  Will y'all be dressed in your designer clothes?  Tony is probably going to play the character of Mitch Robbins,  John will proably be Phil Berquist and Mark will be Ed Furillo.  Could Mitch be having a mid-life crisis?   This is definitely right out of the movie City Slickers.

You know fellow readers, if you can't make it in spine with all the money that these boyz have raised, what other options can a man have?  Times must be bad at Centinel.  With a projected 60% decrease in revenue in 2010, a limited amount of available cash in the bank, and a ton of outstanding debt, could this be a going away party for the investors?  On many occasions, TSB has been criticized for speaking out on the irrational behavior that exists in spine, and rightfully so.   I guess the way to a man's wallet is through  his stomach.  So come on down all you big Wall Street, private equity investors and city boys and make sure you wear your Levi's and Cowboy Boots (no designer jeans at this party),  its time to grease your hands and open your wallets, sounds to me that there's more cooking on the bar-b-que than we know about.  TSB wants to know if there are any press passes available, I'll bring Waylon and Willie along for the ride.

Hopefully, the employees will get some left overs to take home and feed their families.

45 comments:

  1. PS: The Ritz Bar & Lounge is on West 46th Street for you North'ners

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  2. TSB: I have to give you credit on this post......Made me laugh on an otherwise dreary spine day in the big city. This might be your most eloquent piece of writing to date.

    Timing is everything and the VB's timing on their niche spine product acquisitions could not have been worse (unless of course they would have spent even more money on an artificial disc).

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  3. TSB you know what Tex Ritter use to sing;

    I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
    As I go ridin' merrily along, And they sing,
    Away too glad you're single, And that song ain't so far
    from wrong

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  4. http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/45430183/new_york_ny/the_ritz_bar_lounge.html


    Review of the Ritz Lounge

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  5. Ummmm, you forgot the two best types of BBQ in the world.....that would be Texas and Memphis BBQ, not NC and KC BBQ.

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  6. Here's the thing.....
    John's BBQ is awesome!

    As I recall, they took home a trophy from this year's Memphis in May, International BBQ contest.

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  7. Who gives a shit about BBQ. I just hope Mike O'Neill fries their ass!

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  8. Sorry TSB, this Lefty's too stupid and/or ignorant to figure this one out quickly, and too busy to take the time. Guess I'll have to wait for the next one and hope it's in relatively plain spoken English. Glad to hear others enjoyed it, though.

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  9. There is another BBQ scheduled November 1st in London. I hope Porky brings the sauce.

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  10. Dreamland.....Tuscaloosa

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  11. The Ritz Lounge is a Gay bar?!

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  12. Mr. H,

    Do you really think that no one knows who you are with your incredibly immature comments. You look like an idiot with your lack of facts. Termination from a company is directly proportional to your lack of work ethics, not to mention your ethics on general, period.

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  13. Who the hell is Mr. H.... Is he related to Mr. French?

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  14. /Anonymous 2:53 English is definitely not one of your better skills based on that last sentence. Are you an illegal or did you actually get an education in this country

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  15. The question is: What was the secret sauce? Paradigm could not have built that biz out of total bullshit.. Why did Centenil fail?

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  16. This blog is a joke, do any of you have jobs or anything better to do?

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  17. Eastern NC BBQ is the bomb son!

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  18. This site has some facts, however, mostly BULL SHIT !

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  19. Easter NC BBQ sauce is all Vinegar. You need some South GA BBQ Sauce. Son!

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  20. Mike O'neil's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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  21. Doofuss 4:46 and 5:01 it's a blog not the Wall Street Journal. It's no different than getting on OTW or Shirleysworld. You got to admit that the VBros selling barb eque sauce is hilarious. Maybe it'll cover their Park Avenue rent.

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  22. What's the rub?

    Purple Pork Masters

    http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=36dcba35-0ed3-4431-8916-68691c3ec31e

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  23. "This blog is a joke do any of you have jobs or anything better to do." Yeah, I'm making homemade barbeque sauce. Are you serious making that comment, you must be delusional. You must be smoking reefer.

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  24. Smoking reefer or "smokin' a brisket"

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  25. What time does this start and is there a cover charge? Can I bring my family and can we take home doggie bags. Would someone give us the 411 on this event.

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  26. 5:13 is right on! I am so tired of RYOrtho and Shirley's bullshit propaganda. The secret is out. It is the "Ringling Bros Circus," or is it more like a sham-Carnie? Bridges are burning in spine and once promising places have been left in ruin. I am not surprised that they would move onto other unsuspecting industries. Somebody tell grandma to run as fast as possible and hide her piggy-bank. Guard her sauces, her livestock, her store, and what ever else she has worked hard to build value in. The carnie is coming to town!

    A BBQ at the Ritz when you roll on other people's hard-work and money is completely repulsive. The U.S. is hurting. This is a slap in the face on top of the disgusting management fees that are levied.

    TSB, you're awesome. Give it straight between the eyes!

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  27. 5:00 it is not a bbq at the Ritz Carlton. it is the ritz bar and lounge. a gay bar in NYC. google it. keep peeling the onion back and you will cry of laughter.

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  28. Noticed that the launch of a new barbeque sauce comes at a time when there is a new press release regarding their new stalif midline. What's so funny is that there is no shame among these people..... Thalgott as a clinical spokeman, isn't he in bed with these guys and Mike Will attending surgery, does anyone think he has learned anything or is he still spewing the same old Willisms, BS BS and more BS.

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  29. If I am reading this post between the lines; there is nothing wrong with a coming out the closet party. It’s a good thing the purple people eaters are branching out of spine. I give it two fist pumps! Hoogah

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  30. What a shit show. When I think of BBQ I think of stadium parking lots, beer, football, and John Madden, a good burp and a fart every now and then. These posers will bring their sauce in TV's Louis Vuitton briefcase (no kidding, he really he carries one) watch Dancing with the Stars and maybe toot in between tangos and cha chas. Man up, real men don't eat BBQ at the Ritz bar!

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  31. So is this the marketing spin for press releases now?

    “The MIDLINE alpha launch is expected to run through January, 2011, at which time a much wider beta launch will be initiated.”

    What next, Gamma?

    As Jerry Seinfeld once said, “Who Are These People?”

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  32. Real men don't carry Louis Vitton, The guy probably is a cross dresser. What a hoser. Polo anyone?

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  33. To say nothing of the gold buttons on all his suit coats

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  34. If you are only on alpha, then you can justify paying people all the way through zeta. Sell that sauce baby!

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  35. ZZZZZZZ....boring read.

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  36. How about we list how many spine companies have physician owners or is it all of them.

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  37. Shitty products dont help you keep a job or line either. I'm going to eat some AZ BBQ.

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  38. this is a stupid and irrelevant blog article - let's discuss something more practical please

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  39. Stupid is as stupid does. Start your own blog, John V. is my friend

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  40. The party has started!

    No cover charge
    free food
    drinks half price

    Investors bring your wallets- $1 million suggested donation.

    for dessert you will be treated to a lecture on ethics in the spine industry

    be sure to ask why Centinels revenue has dropped from $15-20 million when Mike O'Neill ran it to $8 million and falling today

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  41. Based on what I've seen and tasted, the barbeque is awesome, this is TSB reporting live from the Ritz.

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  42. Is this now a Twitter site?
    TSB, what’s the word on the Street in Spine?
    P.S. Don’t leave your drink unintended.
    SS

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  43. Never do in situations like this. That comes from the many covert operations I have been on.

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  44. A bbq is fun. U guys are just jealous

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